Try to run, try to hide

First thing I’ve heard this year, that makes me go YAH!

Reminds me of the time when hunting for Osama Bin Laden in the streets of Muskaddo, Ohio, after a few too many, I had the occasion to meet my old friend Danny Glover. He was trying on his silky moves as usual, but I was having none of it. He put his hand on my thigh and I said,

“Danny, you know that’s not me.”

He said,

“C’mon baby you know you want to see my lethal weapon.”

I said,

“Wudjapissoffwudja.”

A cop car pulled up and this mirror-shaded goon got out and said,

“Sergeant, do we have a problem here?” to no one in particular.

I said,

“No problem officer. Just some friendly friendliness between old friends.”

Danny shouted,

“Get back into the car if you know what’s good for you!”

A moment of silence. I realised it may be time to hit the high ropes. Danny gave me the evil eye and said quietly,

“Looks like I wont be needing your services tonight.” and grinned a steely grin.

The cop started to look pale. I shouted, to no one in particular,

“LEGGGIT!!!”

and ran as fast as my little munki legs could take me. The noises I heard behind me were a mixture of shouts, crashing and insane giggling. I stopped around the corner to get my breath back. It was silent. A cat fell off a bin behind me and I started. I heard a low moaning sound and a shiver ran down my legs as I heard Danny’s booming voice going,

“YAH”

“YAH”

“YAH”

and then, nothing.

Steamboat Hookey

Disney’s new joy division inspired mickey mouse t-shirt. Is there a new biopic in the mix?
Ian Curtis, mickey. Barney,Donald. Hookey is a cartoon character, so no rendering needed. Em

Compared to The Fog of War for its understanding and slant on the subject, this documentary bring the medium into the 22nd century, where clouds will live among us. Mos def.

That is a damned lie.

I’m back with something, juzza little special

1. Anthrax – Worship Music
2. The Fall – Happi Song
3. Sebadoh – skull
4. Grizzly Bear – Colorado
5. Lenny Bruce
6. VHS HEAD – Sundown
7. Burial – Shell of Light (Schlomo Remix2)
8. Plaid – Tender Hooks
9. Skinny Puppy – Use Less
10. GangGreen – Soul out
11. Mudhoney – Good Enough
12. And So I watch you From Afar – BeautifulUniverseMasterChampion
13. Swans – Celebrity Lifestyle
14. Flying Lotus – Physics for Everyone
15. Gui Boratto – Soledad
16. Lenny Bruce
17. Mastodon – Creature Lives
18. Battles – Toddler
19. Pigface – You Know You Know You Know

"I Know you don't want to pay the household charge, but honey, what choice do you have?" "I just feel so emasculated Dymphna" "You will if you let loose in the Sitting room again!" "Dymphna"

Thanks someone from Broadsheet

Although, sometimes I miss Toby Amies from Alternative Nation. A man who Simon Amstell seems to have incorporated into his head, like the way a Mala monster would incorporate bits of old rasher and dust lying around the house while rolling over dog hair and glitter. Here’s a snatch, if ya know what I mean.

wash them. scrub them. get the evil out. yup?

oh, yup?